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* When I got home on Saturday I went to open a door near the front of the house. 'Don't open that!!' hissed my father. 'It's full of bees.' What next? A gnu under the stairs? Clockwork Nazis in the attic?! It baffles science.
Hermès, Eau d'Orange Verte
(like driving a car over unripe oranges)
EstéeLauder, Beyond Paradise Men
(cerebral, strange, complex green thing: sank like a stone when first released)
Caldey, Island Lavender
(a clifftop in west Wales on a perfect summer's day; amazingly cheap)