Sublime

Reality sleb Chantelle Houghton recently came out with this deathless line about a conversation she had with her boyfriend, crossdressing cage-fighter Alex Reid:

“Alex [Reid] was laughing at me earlier because I thought the sun and the moon was the same thing. Turns out they’re not!”

I'm actually impressed and slightly charmed. She's made a lot of money while having an IQ so low that I suspect one could petition the government to have her human status revoked, and get her reclassified as a donkey, or perhaps a sausage dog.