THE CANTOS OF MVTABILITIE: Jesus Loves Me. With a dead-eyed cat and a hamster.

Thursday, 5 January 2012

Jesus Loves Me. With a dead-eyed cat and a hamster.

(reblogged from World of Wonder).

This is stirring memories of my very religious childhood....is that a real cat? And a real hamster!?

Dear, dear God.

5 comments:

thehouseofvines said...: This video needs to become an object of cultus.; 5 January 2012 07:27
thehouseofvines said...: And yeah, those are definitely real animals. About 50 seconds into it there's a close-up of the hamster and you can see him frantically trying to free himself from the contraption. There's a similar scene later on with the cat. Which adds a whole extra element of creepiness to the video.; 5 January 2012 07:41
Bo said...: Grim, really!; 5 January 2012 07:43
Aelred Patrick said...: Good grief, what sort of childhood did you have?

Re the 'performance': Take away the hamster, & the total IQ of this bizarre trio probably falls by two thirds! The simple kitsch of the tune & words vs the weird, wack-headed contrivance...brr!; 5 January 2012 18:00
Bo said...: Grim, isn't it!; 6 January 2012 00:28

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Incense Fragrances:

Tauer, L'Air du Desert Marocain

(what Solomon probably wore when the Queen of Sheba visited)

Tauer, Incense Extreme (petitgrain and icy frankincense---clear but slightly ashy)

Armani, Bois d'Encens

(smells + bells)

Comme des Garcons, Incense Avignon

('Let me through, I'm the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima!')

Comme des Garcons, Incense Jaisalmer

(Indian dessert, but drier---cinnamon, cardamom, benzoin)

---L'Artisan Parfumeur, Passage d'Enfer

(the citrus-smoke note of frankincense over white lily and musk; elusive and slightly eerie)

---L'Artisan Parfumeur, Al Oudh

(frightening animalic pong, like dust, sweat and roses)

Classic Fragrances:

Chanel, Pour Monsieur

(smooth, citrusy, impeccably tasteful)

Parfums de Nicolai, New York

(one of the greatest men's fragrances ever: powdery orange-vanilla, worldly and relaxed; initially underwhelming, but oh, how it grows on you!)

Guerlain, Vetiver (woody, smoky, rooty---beautiful in a grey kind of way)

Guerlain, Mitsouko (Elgar's cello concerto in a bottle)

Guerlain, L'Heure Bleue (deliciously poignant violets-and-orange-blossom chypre)

Weird Fragrances:

Aesop, Mystra

(The Empress Theodora's underarm)

Caron, Yatagan

(sinister, faintly urinous, fearsome wormwood thing)

Tauer, Lonestar Memories

(Eau de Brokeback Mountain)

Comme des Garcons, Calamus

(cow parsley juice, freshly-cut grass, milk)

Profvmvm, Fvmidvs (gorgeous vetiver/peat/birch-tar thing---terribly butch and lovely if you want to smell exactly like Lagavulin)

Transparent Woods:

L'Artisan Parfumer, Timbuktu

(Beautiful Renaissance library which has just been set on fire)

---Dzongkha

(Chai up a mountain in Bhutan, in the snow)

Colognes:

Guerlain, Eau de Guerlain

(exquisitely well done cologne)

Dior, Dune pour Homme

(bright citrus, very clean)

Joop!, What About Adam

(fantastic, discontinued tomato leaf and grapefruit zinger)

Jo Malone, Lime, Basil, and Mandarin

(does what it says on the label, very nicely)

---Grapefruit Cologne

(lovely fresh thing, reminiscent of Joop!'s classic What About Adam, but less complex and long-lasting)

Hermès, Eau d'Orange Verte

(like driving a car over unripe oranges)

Estée

Lauder, Beyond Paradise Men

(weirdly fluorescent cologne that smells exactly like the range of colours denoted by the Gaelic word glas: grey-green, green, grey-blue, blue, blue-grey. Odd and very artificial, but nice enough.)

Florals:

Givenchy, Insensé

(cerebral, strange, complex green thing: sank like a stone when first released)

Caldey, Island Lavender

(a clifftop in west Wales on a perfect summer's day; amazingly cheap)

On the wish list:

Aesop, Marrakech

Jo Malone, Verbenas of Provence

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YSL, Opium pour Homme

(oriental honk)

Dolce & Gabbana, Dolce & Gabbana pour Homme

(middle-aged and deadly dull)

Calvin Klein, cKbe

(like trying to remember a word that's on the tip of your tongue)

Tauer, Eau d'Epices

(potentially interesting woodless cinnamon and clove thing spoiled by a nasty rancid brandy-butter/embalming fluid base used also in Le Maroc pour Elle---proof even a great perfumer has off-days)

Armani, Acqua di Gio for Men

(even more boring than D&G)

Things I dislike:

Givenchy, Amarige (very skilful indeed, but 100 decibels too loud)

Dior, Poison

(armour-piercing killer tuberose)

Davidoff, Cool Water

(classic, but fetid on me)

YSL, Kouros

(unwashed teenage boy)

Thierry Mugler, Angel

(HIDEOUS fruity floral for tweenage girls)

THE CANTOS OF MVTABILITIE

Thursday, 5 January 2012

Jesus Loves Me. With a dead-eyed cat and a hamster.

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